You are completely ignoring the fact that by the time he’s out of office for obvious reasons, the Constitution will be changed so that the successor to the Presidency will be familial, and we will be looking at President-King Donald Jr. by June 2019.

Just glad you’re OK.

The emotional end was one thing, but my stomach turned at the very familiar scent — “The acrid smell of mildew that remains after the water recedes.”

“You guys believe this stuff, huh?

OLD AND BUSTED: The ‘Interrupting Cow’ joke.

Even adding a curse would feel hollow, considering she’s been in the music industry since her teenage years. It would be like when a former teen Disney star goes on to do some risque rated R movie that nobody sees or cares about, but gets press because Disney Starlet #664 is in it.

I could give a damn who’s the “good guy” here.

Not that Trump would realize how bad it looks, but lord, maybe pardoning America’s Rootin’-est, Tootin’-est, Racist-est shur’if may not be the best thing in light of all the accusations of Trump being... Well, y’know... Racist.

... ‘Maybe Ivanka.’

I don’t stop complaining until you can see this complaint immediately under your query as to whether or not we’re still complaining.

It’s not even remotely good, and at this point, the perspective that seems to be her main vehicle for creativity is old — if ‘1989' was a leap forward for her to find a new style to deliver that message, then it’s beyond time for her to deliver a new message.

D:

NOPE.

“The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? ‘Cause she’s dead.”

“and Reputation is slated to be released on the 10th anniversary of the death of Kanye’s mom, which, if intentional, should be considered a war crime”

My name is Pops, so that’s what you call me!

They’re just getting a feel for the place, you know?

HOLY FUCK I’M IN.

Can I reply to this yet?

What're you talkin' about? The Jets are going to be FANTASTIC THIS YEAR, WE GOT OURSELVES THE BEGINNING OF THE HACK-AND-SACK NEW JERSEY ERA!