Why does WHM insist on saying they have "seasons" of their podcast? It's weird, especially when they're going to have new episodes in like a month or whatever.

If you didn't want to make fun of Trump all day, maybe you shouldn't become the head writer of a program called The President Show, whose entire concept is a show hosted by President Donald Trump.

Wait… Trump has a hat?

Anybody can become President, cigarette.

Reading this felt more like a challenge to insert as many subjects of NYTimes thinkpieces into a single piece as possible.

Flop House with time constraints just ain't the same.

Were you at the Suicide Squad show too?

Boy, was I eager to finally hear the Flop House episode on "Suicide Squad," but this was a real nothing of an episode. Barely any real discussion on the movie — not that there's a lot there to discuss, but compared to the episode on "Bats V. Soup — Prawns on Just Ice" it was a let-down, which surprised me because it…

Ugh, and even today, I saw somebody wearing a "Sublime with Rome" shirt. It was pathetic.

And the army all agree: Arby's has the meats, but not the operable, malignant tumors.

Some friends and I were out drinking one night in NYC when we saw a woman with a shoulder tattoo of Vonnegut's self-portrait.

I can see it. I first read Breakfast when I was in high school, and I did not get it at all. I re-read it recently and connected better to it, but it is, structurally, a bit of a mess, and I still think the fourth-wall breaking appearance by Vonnegut himself is as self-indulgent as it was the first time I read it.

I think "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater" would be a great indie movie.

"Honey, aren't you going to tell me when I can sit for dinner?"

My little sister wanted the song played AD NAUSEUM on our way to school every morning when the CD came out. And because that ride took 30+ Minutes, this was fucking torture.

It seems like We Hate Movies have been advertising their up-coming show at the Bell House in Brooklyn, watching "Mac and Me" for FOR-FUCKING-EVER, that I don't think the show is actually happening, and it's a running gag similar to Paul Rudd playing a clip of "Mac and Me" whenever he's on Conan.

Well, if Mrs. Langdon Alger is into Opium in the US Part 2, I'll forgive myself for skipping over the slog of the first part and listen to the second.

For the small companies who make, say, Christian kids videos, yes, that stuff is fun, and bless them for having the patience to watch that stuff and pick out the good parts.

Aside from re-posting shit from the increasingly obnoxious 'Everything is Terrible' crew, this is the kind of stuff the A.V. Club used to do on a regular basis, and why I became a regular.

I, for one, would like to congratulate Rumi Carter for having the least stupid name among the other Carter siblings.