If he had millions in real estate, Steve Bannon's next project would be shutting down the local teen youth center in favor of putting up a small strip club called "Steve's House of Ass."

Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who would buy pick-up artist books for his first-born son.

Steve Bannon looks like the victim in old Soviet era work safety posters.

Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who buys the newspaper and immediately turns to the obits, then the personal ads, then uses the rest to line his bird cage.

Pynchon's records are better.

I looked at the timeline and I said, "Well, I guess they go to fire making."

Recently went to Montreal for our anniversary, and we made a stop to St-Viateur's.

I… Ugh… Yeah…

There's a little bit of snark that makes me think he's not taking their concerns too seriously this time around that, perhaps in my early morning reading, I took more offense to than I should.

I think the letter writer was too broad and was looking to Dan's advice as an excuse for him to exit. Saying that he's into kinks and would prefer to be 'monogamish' can be two separate ideas entirely compared to his partner preferring things vanilla and monogamous.

It had been awhile since Dan was a terrible asshole to all three of his letters, I was starting to get worried.

Okay, the abs are one thing — what happened to his face?

No wonder they're named Brother1 and Brother2 MaryFrancis.

I liked the Collateral Beauty episode.

I want to get inside this movie and haul ass to Sturgis.

It's like you're completely ignoring the fact that all of this movie — from the sounds, to the images to the font of the title — are inspired riffs on your uncle's van, and he's the most fun dude we know.

I agree — and it sucks, but that's the exact scenario I'm seeing for those bands. Yes, 'footnote' is unnecessarily harsh, and for that I apologize.

I love the Buzzcocks, but I can't see a reason they should be inducted into the rock hall of fame when there's so many other similar bands from the era with a similar note of influence.

DANK NUGS.

Classic Rick Allen Joke: