Truly the best fake title.

I imagine such illuminating articles as "Brussell Sprouts are the new Asparagus," and "How To: Fill Shot Glasses for your next party (WITHOUT spilling!)

That was terrific, and I can't wait to see it again!

Oh you!

No. This was in high school.

Is it that e-cigs make one look trendy, or is it because shops cater to a very specific kind of douchebag culture that make it somehow more dorky than awful than just regular smoking?

Damn! You've seen that one before?

For some reason, I get a huge laugh out of the Colonel saying "Umbrielle, these are some Yankees!" in that episode.

I sea what you did there.

LOL

He was the best part of an otherwise lame-ass movie, but I'd watch him as Whitey Bulger for hours through a lame movie than watch him mug it up through another one of these.

To a cousin, no less!

"Kendrick even has Molly Ringwald’s slightly open mouth, minus the full lips"

Holy shit. Russell Brand is back in Hot Sauce Hocking Web-Content Form!

THIS WEEK, I THOUGHT I'D DISCUSS VINCE SQUEEZING GOAT'S MILK OUT OF A PUFFERFISH, BUT THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE THE LOGISTICS MAKE SENSE!

Fair enough — though I can only assume Kurt Anderson will only handle so much of the writing work himself, either.

The one thing I'm glad about the election being over — for better or for worse — is that NPR stopped running stories about him and Spy magazine calling Trump a "short-fingered vulgarian."

I like the idea, I'm just baffled as to why Alec Baldwin's the guy to write it.

Listen here, Shenanigans — if I wanted to actually watch a TV show or a movie, I wouldn't come to the A.V. Club!

"at one point he has a thought-balloon daydream about sucking milk out of the anus of a fish."