Something about "old turtle finding happiness in art" and your avatar make me feel like this was a sharp attempt at some good ol' fashioned user comment/avatar synergy.

You're more apt than flat-out right, but I side with you.

And they start airing now!

Huh. That's a funny way to spell "Buddy Holly."

Counterpoint: Rather than meet the bully at his level, get involved at the local level, and do the hard work that will be necessary to combatting the harms that this administration will do. Even though Trump obviously wants to be liked and claimed the best ever, he also wants to be proven RIGHT in his actions, which…

Oh, my, lord, honey, no. It does not. There's a very good reason why you're more likely to see Milo's book out in front at the Barnes & Noble Current Events/Politics table when it comes out, and it's because of that lack of integrity.

How do you figure?

They rapped about butts. I dare you to tell me that's not a one-way ticket to Port-o-Platinum on the ship of dreams.

That's a problem her agent is going to have to worry about, and most agents are not going to worry about that.

It's the main reason why so many of the larger publishers still seek out conservative authors and push them over liberal authors — their fanbase buys EVERYTHING.

I remember that wrench!

A liquid pro quo!

That sounds like a relief.

Never heard of it.

In the right context. For some reason, I'd rather have a can of Pabst in winter, but in the summer, I'd grab a long neck of Miller, and probably pair it with a shot.

Shoot. I forgot about Lone Star. Or at least, I forget about it because I only ever have it when we visit one of Ma Freshenmeyer's cousins in Massachusetts, as her Uncle's Beer-of-Choice.

Never had it.

Never heard of it.

Ranking "Old Man" Beers:

Even when the mother of your child knows you're Kevin Smith, I imagine any mother draws the line in the sand at "Salacious Crumb Smith."