DO THIS ONE.

Why timely?

The screech at the end of the count-off is MANDATORY.

C'mon, man! You assume us Milennials ain't never been to a Waffle House!

A regular favorite when the Jets win over at Jetsblog.

Re: 2 — When I lived in NYC, "Cult of Personality" was in regular rotation on both the NYC-based and the LI-based classic rock stations, and when it existed, on the alternative rock station in NYC as well.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Give It Away"

I think you're assuming that any band willing to take on that song would be able to do its own majesty justice, but there's only so many bands today that could rival with Verlaine and Lloyd's skill.

Cuckservatism at work!

I'm sure you'll get your fair share of Bruce at that bad joke.

Oh, this joke never gets hold! Nothin' but cockroaches, Zack Snyder to direct, and Keith Richards to do the soundtrack.

I take offense to that.

"Dogs EXPOSED!!!!" is banned in most states.

[Checks Cookie Monster's commenting history]

I'm sure it's most average guys' dream to be able to tell people you're a porn star, while A) Never having to exercise for long, arduous gym sessions to keep a desirable physique, B) Still get paid more than the actresses doing the majority of the work.

You're not wrong.

No it isn't.

Sometimes.

Reruns of the "The Shining" with Steven Weber, and "Maximum Overdrive."

I would believe Vermont has a high-rate of "New Girl" viewers in the state, all of whom living in Burlington/Bennington/Rutland, the places where there's A) College students, and B) People who choose to live in area where they can be close to human beings to enjoy their socializing.