I dream of the day when shit on Reddit doesn't warrant news anymore.

"Guardians of the Galaxy" was pretty good.

I hope they do boycott. The fewer nuts with guns in theaters, the better.

[Cues up "Freeze Frame" for the trailer]

I recently visited Portland, ME. Being a much smaller city, I would still describe the vibe I felt as being hip and young to a surprising degree.

"Seems like."

Savage Love

I came here to say exactly this. I was kind of surprised an Inventory was even up at all.

But "25 or 6 to 4" kills!

Lord… If the Jets could even have the 2015 Revis back…

You'd think Chicago kids would be down with Chicago, but no.

This is the first clip of Drunk History I've caught since the Funny or Die days.

Eddie, you know yer dear ol' Pops knows a thing or two about evading the NJ Staties. That wasn't me, son.

Live loud, slow, plodding along without trying much, and leave a big fat corpse. That's the Way of the Pimp of the Nation.

The mental capacity suggests otherwise, however.

Hey, if it gets him a step closer to being in the same room as Taylor Swift, as opposed to his usual location in the bushes, it's worth the risk to Reginald VelJohnson.

[KA-CHUNK! tick-tick]

In which case he's already very well aware of his special purpose.

If you're going to have a plot to control the world, why not make it irresistibly sexy?

I'd watch this just to see Tom Hanks play a more sinister character than his usual mild-mannered hero (or even, mild-mannered antagonist, as was the case of "Catch Me If You Can").