True enough, except even with as many great breweries exist in Vermont, it seems like only some manage to get around the state. Our infrastructure is awful. It's more fun to visit these breweries anyway, thanks to the Vermont Brewers Passport program (Ma and I are 10 stamps away from t-shirts!)

I KNEW MY WRITE-IN VOTE FOR HARAMBE DIDN'T GO IN VAIN!

I also would rather be with JonGorski's shitty family.

I could see that.

Once all the instruments kick in, this really takes off. Well done, Ty!

The balance you strike between your own commentary and being a repository for classic MST3k quotes is outstanding.

Near Montpelier, VT — there's one liquor store that carries some of the varieties, and a grocery store in Waterbury that has some, too, but that's a little further away from me, and I no longer work in Waterbury.

So it's always been good, eh?

I think quite recently. I follow them on Twitter — they're doing a "golden ticket" give-away in 12-pack cases.

The beer fridge at the supermarket near my old place in Brooklyn was usually well stocked with Gansett varieties. They even had some reps come by and give some samples.

Shit was DANK, yo!

I just learned they don't make Allie's Doughnuts Double Chocolate Porter regularly anymore. To me, that was the baseline for what a porter should taste like.

Bless you for your work, sir.

I knew that. Doesn't bother me in the least.

I had tried Schlitz recently while in New Orleans. Saw it on the menu, figure I had never actually seen it or had the curiosity to buy a big pack, why not try it.

'GANSETT, OR GO TO HELL!

I remember seeing her at an outdoor comedy fest in Williamsburg — but I don't recall if she was actually one of the scheduled guests because I could only remember her telling the crowd how awesome she thought we were for standing in torrential downpour rain just to see comedy (and later on, They Might Be Giants). She…

Just change the name to Newman's Woke.

Makes sense. If a real President faced, and survived, as many overly complex terrorist threats as his character did, you'd have to think maybe it's not America's ideals they're mad at, but himself.

How does it make their side look bad?