THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT HIGH HOPES, HOCKEYMIKE! JUST LIKE THOSE HIGH-FLYIN' JETS!

WHY WOULD YOU WISH SUCH ILL-WILL ON THE AMAZIN'S?!

YEAH, I'LL MISS BIG SEXY! BUT IT'LL BE EXCITING WHEN HARVEY, WHEELER, SYNDERGAARD, DEGROM, AND MATZ ALL HOMER OFF HIM NEXT SEASON!

THANKS, WARREN!

NOPE! JETS REST THE BYE, OVERTAKE THE PATS AND WIN OUT THE REASON OF THE SEASON! 10-6 AFTER FACING REX ONE LAST TIME AND CORRECTING THE WRONG OF THE 2015 SEASON!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

At least Terrelle Pryor is making himself out to have one helluva career as a WR. I hope Tim Tebow watches him and realizes how foolish and stubborn he was being to insist on being a QB to be successful when everyone else was saying he'd have the body and athletic skill to be an awesome TE.

You the man, DT100.

Ma Freshenmeyer being a Patriots fan, she at least knows the limits to how far to tease me about the Jets. That's about as good-natured as it ever gets.

Kids, kids! It can be all of these things!

In my other league, I was #MakeFitzMagicAgain (WHOVIAN: DON'T DOWNVOTE ME! I'm not trying to use a hashtag here, but merely quoting what the name was!)

Can confirm. I know somebody from Cleveland.

This week hasn't been the best for yer dear ol' Pops, kids. Kind of stems a ways back to the New York State Primary, and through til now, a lot of the things I believed in failed despite common sense and the wisdom of the public. And I had to cancel an event I was looking forward to because I just learned it'll be…

The way this year is going, the Turkey Day marathon will also be an opportunity for Joel to announce they were way over budget and have to shut down, and there won't be any new episodes, and everything feels bad.

Fwad-dip-dip-dip-dip!

Pudweiser.

He still looks like a bonafide sludgcicle man.

The advantage Adam has could just make somebody mad and put a target on his back, yes. Not knowing the full rules of how it would work, I assume it may be the sort of thing where if one person got to pick who comes with to enjoy the reward, Adam could use it as an opportunity to take that chance to talk with people he…

QUICK! STAND ON THE PEOPLE TRYING TO PUT US ON A LIFESAVER TUBE! THAT'LL GIVE US BETTER ACCESS TO THE AIR!

The part where he starts talking about his mother got me a little choked up a little.