How does one freelance in defense, exactly?

The Cubs ended their championship drought, and now the Jets are on a two game winning streak! I think there's a whole lot of magic in the air — FITZMAGIC that is! Get ready people, 'cause we're heading into the SUPERTHREAD!

Why are we paying attention to this snob who gets paid to eat in front of a camera?

"It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty burro gather assembly lines every morning."

Nature's candy in my hand!

Like moths to flames, they are!

Halcyon days, they were.

I am a tired man.

Fair enough.

Nope! Everything has to be ruined by something!

*Sigh*

It's part of CBS' new philanthropic effort called the Hobo's Second Chance Initiative.

Vaguely.

That's definitely some spray-on stubble.

Nerd left place.

It's the bowtie.

"I have lousy friends who have no interest in considering my stupid bullshit, and I'm weak-willed enough to go on and join them."

To have gone to a rib festival and not find an adequate vegetarian option is your own fault.

If he's so smart, how come he didn't win a second term?! Hmmm?!

Upvoted for 'Saint Alzheimer's.'