You have left my father with nothing. 

Isn’t he, though?

Heh, he misses his wife and wants to kill himself! They should have called this movie “Lethal Hilariousness!”

Admittedly, it’s odd to want a movie like this to have been worse, but that would mean it failed as bigly as the swings it took; by comparison, Morbius is a walk, or at best a bunt. That may qualify it as a hit for Leto, Espinoza and Sony, but that doesn’t mean it’s much fun to watch from the stands.

Sometimes. 

My B, I’ll wait.

Do you mean “The Kid,” or “Disney’s The Kid?”

When I want to share my feelings of disgust for the despicable actions of an abusive person, I call Ellen DeGeneres. 

He told the karaoke DJ that he could do “Don’t Stop Believin’” better than the last six people who also just did “Don’t Stop Believin’.”

I was more a fan of her follow-up, “The Slide Whistle.”

Heh... Slaps.

Best teeth in the game.

BAH GOD! THAT’S THE WRAP-IT-UP MUSIC!

Shit yeah, “Ooby Dooby!”

Worked for Adult Swim, “The Venture Bros.” and tweets from Jackson Publick.

This seems like the kind of movie that will get praise for the same reasons that “Red Notice” got knocked.

Well, Beyonce and Reba will perform. Billie Eilish will be on a stage, pretending to sleep.

At least SOMEBODY liked it. :D

That subhead is misleading. The article only says that “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” didn’t work -- not that he had something to be ashamed about it.