I was planning on writing comments under every article telling people to stay away, until I realized that under Kinja no one would see them anyway.

Univision probably doesn't let him bring them along when he's summoned to the boardroom to fellate the executives.

It's about a ship sinking because it implemented a terrible user comment system…

I like to think that we're more discerning than that, and can separate good change from bad.

Can you elaborate some more? We need to do all we can to sabotage this site in preemptive retaliation.

My apologies. The problem was with me the whole time, and not with Kinja, which is an excellent commenting system. It was my mistake spending all of yesterday afternoon hammering seven inch nails into pressure-treated lumber with my forehead.

Isn't that how things are now? I know I've been standing on the wrong side of a velvet rope this whole time…

So, can anyone suggest any good comments sections for after the Kinja comes in, destroying all in its wake?

I think he's also a chicken farming conglomerate, which would go some way to explaining why he likes Kinja…

Fuck you, discussions! We're all about screaming into the nothingness now!

Here's one! Write something else!

What really bothers me is that, as a reply to a reply, under Kinja, no one would ever see this comment. I don't care about the occasional spambot.

*starts rounding up old rags and cans of gasoline*

3. Steven Seagal

I usually call her "Nancy".

So, you're suggesting that Letterman's beard would cheat in order to win?!

I still think that Alan Moore's beard would kick Letterman's beard's ass if they were thrown together into some sort of beard Thunderdome.

Finally, one step closer to being able to tell Emilia Clarke, in person, that her acting sucks.

Personally, I couldn't get past the lack of an Iggy Pop cameo.

The best thing about Enemy (for me) is that you're in Toronto, your nauseous, you're confused, you're paranoid, and being confronted by nightmarish visual metaphors, but you aren't thinking to yourself that you're watching a Cronenberg rip-off.