Don't be that guy.

Schticks and schtones bro.

Just because there is an auto pilot doesn’t mean there is no pilot.Would you trust Tesla to deliver a pizza to your house or your four year old to Kindergarten?

🎶One,singular sensation every little step she takes.....One..🎶

Your State Representative,School Board member,Brother inlaw,teenage daughter,Cat,meth dealer,naughty bits,don't care about people unless they can do something for them.And........Scene.

It's always the vegetarians.

I knew there was something wrong with her when she tweeted Troy would beat Clemson by a touchdown.

It would have been more patriotic if they did a Rockettes number while linking arms.

Here we go,get ready.....5......4....3.......2......

It's like Opposite Day in Bikini Bottom.

This new Grindr commercial is great.

Someone on T L C arrested for child rape,who would've thunk it?

This is piepie’s version of Flashdance,I’m digging it.

Oohh noz I’ve seen all these movies at least twice,what to do?What to do?........ok Football it is.

I love it,he’s giving me a sullen Rudi Huxtable vibe.Bill Cosby must of berated him in the locker room,or drugged him.

This sounds like a fantastic gay porno,you missed your calling ace.

Eric is right it’s a horrible statement and Hillary is a fucking liar.She tweeted Troy would beat Clemson by three points,what a bitch,you owe me ten bucks lady.

I never liked Akran his ass owes me money.

Don't be that guy.

Just get in the basket already.