My emotions.

The oil will run out,people on the other hand have long memories,especially in the Middle East.

Ha,you lose,twice.

Are you a chimney sweep ?

Please let the header picture be the new Haute Couture line from Jean Paul Gaultier ‘Irma la Cowboy Douche’.

Why's Ryan Lochte hanging out with this coke fiend?

We can't let down the millions of Americans watching this gam.......wait,it's not TeeVee,let the culling begin.

That’s great,32 thousand people read the article,only 33 gave a shit about it.

By the looks of that picture I'm a go ahead and say.....it's because they're playing on their knees.

Mr Murray finally met his blancmange.

A Scottush Gerbil whacks a butterfly,California breaks from its Tectonic chain and smashes into Souteast Asia,a billion fires spark a trillion death rattles,you are chaos,I am a pickle.