No: they sang the song together once at a party or something when they were still with their former spouses. I think it was a list of tacky things they did, and this was just one of them.

A favourite with morons everywhere: the ad hominem attack.

He looks like an orange alien.

Hahaha: everytime I see anything about Orlando's kid, I think, "His name is Kerr-BLOOM!"

Isn't that a thread-jack?

What does "status-jacking" mean?

See Bess Truman.

Yes: the NYT article makes clear that they were married in 2000 and had the child in 2002. They split in 2003, and Miller fled in 2009.

I have a lying down desk. I'm using it right now. It's my bed (I do my best work here!).

Well, that's just sad, spezek. If you believe that you try to meet her needs, but that she meets yours only one-third of the time, I'd say you have a bit of a problem. Why are your needs not as important as hers? I have to ask: what's in it for you?

Perspective? You could teach two-point perspective in fifteen minutes.

You need to spell out exactly what you need. You needed a hug, but you told her that you were tense and couldn't seem to relax. Why don't you just tell her that you need her to be kind to you tonight, and you would really appreciate a cuddle. Just be very specific—she can't read your mind.

Don't you know that if you're a woman, you must choose between smarty-pants and party-girl? Tsk-tsk! Imagine your thinking you could be both intelligent and ebullient!

I'm with WaffleCopter: why is your college education your parents' business EVEN if they are subsidizing it or supporting it? You're an adult. And I am saying this as a parent who is subsidizing kids in college at this moment. If any of my kids failed a class, they would feel bad enough; I will commiserate with them…

Lancome's Eclat Miracle maybe?

I TOTALLY get this.

Text her that you got in your car and the battery was dead, and you're waiting for AAA to come give you a boost. An hour and a half later, text her again and say, "still waiting...." Then go to bed.

Could you two be any more adorable?

True: It's the rare person who can rock the soccer-mom 'do.

HA! Sooo true!