I don't get it: why would someone want TWO doctorates in English literature? ...to be REALLY overqualified for your job at the call centre?

West coast, dude—the flowers start blooming in February. Only problem is it's almost as expensive as living in NY.

I believe they were just talking while he was performing and he noticed.

Object-sexual animals! I sense a documentary in the offing!

...or in the case of narcissists, being a parent means you have a bigger audience for your performances.

Is she on meds or something? Is she just perpetually sad? Why the flat affect?

Does anyone with a brain really think point-and-laugh humour is funny? Don Rickles wasn't funny in the 60s and fifty years later, his kind of comedy still isn't funny.

I don't understand her at all. It makes no sense to me. Does she think defending bad behaviour makes her a good friend? I have a sibling who routinely makes racist and sexist comments, and I wouldn't defend him. And if he asked me to defend him, I'd likely just say, "Why don't you try not being a racist, sexist…

I KNOW!! I lovelovelove getting old and not giving a shit.

When I was six, two of my friends wouldn't play with me one day, and I was hurt, so I told my mother. Her reaction was disproportionate—I might have been hurt, but she was more angry and upset than I was. I never shared my emotional pain with her again. In fact, I soon learned not to share even slight disappointments…

What does "<3" mean? I'm assuming it's not "Andy Cohen is less than three," right?

Hahahaha—EXcellent!

I love Khloe. I've seen only a couple of episodes of their shows, but I can't stand flat-affect Kourtney or baby-voiced Kim. Khloe is the only one who seems to just be herself all the time. I love that she says things like "You're such a fucking raging lunatic and you're so evil" to her mother!! I've never said…

The comic insulted a lesbian couple in a Commercial Drive venue? He should be sued for stupidity.

Yeah, like, "Jeez, bi-polar is so 1995! What's with these people??"

Do you think she really calls him "Ice"? Like, "Could you pass the potatoes please, Ice?" or "Oh, thanks, I'd love more iced tea with a bit more ice, Ice."

Really? I'd pay good money and wait in line.

...or little sea animals crawling out once they're in a warm, moist place.

I don't get periods any longer, but I wish I did, just so I could do this. And I thought the diva cup was fun!

That sounds good, but you should wait until the stitches heal.