Jebus, now I have no excuse for my own crappy handwriting.

Yes—put that wig on Annette Bening, and you'd have the same thing.

Give me the "politician's wife" haircut, and I'd totally rock the Hilary role.

Me too! I thought we were seeing her BEFORE the procedure.

HA! I just KNEW all that tempest-in-a-teapot about was a clever marketing scheme and nothing more. Next up: the mommy-blogger who said she loves her son more than her daughter gets to retire because the page hits on her blog hit record numbers.

I don't think she can't move it; I think she tries not to move it because she tends to look a little unnatural when she smiles.

I read somewhere that she doesn't want to ever have kids because she doesn't want to inflict her depression on them.

He's trying to hide something. Nobody's that happy to see the paps.

My entire family is like this. Seriously: they can let pass no physical anomaly. My brother is responsible for at least two cosmetic procedures of two of my friends (pinned back ears and teeth whitening). He may also be responsible for a nose job of another friend and a few eating disorders within the family. He is…

People can do what they want with their faces/bodies, and the women I know who've had plastic surgery all look very lovely. I understand the temptation and motivation, but it's not something I would do (for a variety of reasons). What bothers me, however, is that the women I know who do engage in ongoing cosmetic…

I can't look at those awful veneer-filled mouths. I love a quirky set of teeth.

Me too! I'm also good with NPD! I have a bit of a knack with diagnosing sociopaths as well...

Leonard? ...Leonard BAST??? Is that YOU??

Reese's Pieces.

Well, I certainly enjoy doing so, but it's more of a hobby for me than a profession. I consider it a triumph of self control that I don't tell the Safeway cashier that she should get tested for PCOS. And my track record of diagnosing personality disorders is bang on...by my own assessment.

Oh, I didn't mean that the writer changed it; I just meant that Reese spoke the word—she didn't write it, so the writer used the more common British term, "learnt." Sorry, I wasn't very clear there, was I?

"Learnt" is interchangeable with "learned" in Britain (except in when used as an adjective, as in "learned professor"). Since Reese is American, she would have written "learned," but since the quotation is from "The Daily Mail," the writer would likely be British.

I guess while Katie "girls it up," Tom can...oh never mind: it's just too obvious.

I don't care if students text because the action doesn't distract, but an open laptop is very distracting to students beside and behind the offending student.

I heard it was Sarah Lane, but Liz said she just did the footwork.