None of my beeswax, but he's acting like a twenty-something loser son who lives in his parents' basement and doesn't pay rent, rather than a husband. Why are you sticking around? What could possibly be in it for you?

I'll show you a midlife crisis of a married woman whose youngest child is in college: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Uuuum....a KID's book? But that picture of a little boy has, um, y'know, that stuff coming out of his mouth that Perez always draws on Misha Barton. ICKY.

Yes, but when was the last time you saw anyone chuckle or gasp at a FCUK billboard? ...ten or twelve years ago?

Pix or it didn't happen!

What was the crime? I must know!

Seriously? We're supposed to be all titillated by the CK ad with the the secret "FUCK" message? I'm having a flashback to the 1990s when an FCUK store opened in the local mall.

Seriously? We're supposed to be all titillated by the CK ad with the the secret "FUCK" message? I'm having a flashback to the 1990s when an FCUK store opened in the local mall.

Adrenaline is like kryptonite to me. You can have any small stores of it my body may have produced.

Oh, I thought that WAS the fear of heights. It didn't occur to me that a fear of heights was that one would fall; I always assumed it was that one would throw oneself off.

We should totally be friends.

These particular shenanigans perhaps, but there'll be many, many more where you're going.

It's the absence of consent that is so horrifying. I recently read "Under the Banner of Heaven," and had the same reaction to the LDS practice of baptizing long-dead relatives.

Do you think she's guilty? I ask because I wonder. I don't understand what her motivation would possibly have been.

@OPhyliaKilledHamlet: That's gonna cost ya.

"Stella" is Italian for "Star," and it's fun to yell out at the top of your lungs.

Yes!!

Get the DJ to play "Friday."

Queef pants!!

"...and stop picking your damn FINGER!!!."