"...just like any elite athlete"....hahahahahaha!

What I found odd was that she married him when he was incarcerated, but divorced him when he was depressed? Seems a little odd, dun't it? Wouldn't most people stick by a depressed spouse, but dump someone who, hmmmm.....let's see, MURDERED someone???

No, I just mean it in the literal sense. I don't have a clue whether Jake is gay; I just think he and Ryan would be totally hot together.

Kate? Is that you?

No kidding! And I feel indulgent for spending fifty bucks on my Chanel bronzer!

"But to get back to JWow's tits..."

I am NOT feeling the love for that beard, Jake. Please shave it off immediately. Further, your pictures with Taylor looked unnaturally unhappy, yet this one with Carey looks unnaturally dour. I'd prefer something in between (and a little more natural) if you can arrange it.

I've never seen the show, but the line, "But back to her tits" is hilarious. I'm going to use that line in future instead of my standard "Anyhoo...."

I've never quite understood the Meryl worship—I don't dislike her; I just don't think she's all that. However, she sure does look like Maggie in that picture.

People routinely speak of causation and correlation interchangeably, and it's so wrong.

Yes! And she NEVER does the sexyface looks (except as a joke—like in the pregnancy photos). She purposely uses facial expressions that clearly reflect a woman who is not used to being the subject of the male gaze. The contrast with Jenna's facial expressions is hilarious: Jenna is always wide-eyed with a slight…

@beautiful_dirty_rich: Good god! Why would you WANT to get them back on trap. She sounds like a manipulative bitch ("I need a new best friend"???? Seriously??).

@missbossypants: Y'know, I never say anything mean to anyone, but lately I've been thinking that the next time someone says something uncalled for and rude to me (as this woman did to you), I'm just going to say, "Go fuck yourself." Rude people need to be called out on their rudeness.

@ST0RMKAT:

@hellosunshine: But when will season two be up?? It's too expensive on iTunes.

@leslieannelevine: I know you said you can't talk to him about it, but maybe you should. I'm just thinking that if that were me, and a friend learned something terrible about me and didn't ask for my side of the story, I would be devastated.

@picassobear: That boy might have a point...she does sound like a terrible human being (those BJs must be awesome).

@LutherNipperkin: If you phone him and tell him you want to bone, I guarantee that he will be over in minutes.

@LucyFlawless: I like that character because he's always so happy and sweet. Oh, and he's a total babe.

@Being pecked to death by a chicken: I hate to tell you this, but I think your daughter already knows.