I like his show. We share the same humor. His at-desk personal stories are fantastic. The concept may have been ripped from the personal monologues of Ferguson, but he's a fine successor.

I guess I get Alexander and James Clapper confused then, because I thought it would be the latter.

That's not a bad idea!

(In bad Scottish accent) Shame on you people—it's a good movie! I remember seeing it in the theatre with my mom and we both really liked it. It was the first time I became aware how good Robin Williams is as a dramatic actor. My parents will still watch it whenever it's on TV. This was long before, to me, Williams'…

Everyone from Hollywood is moving to TV because they don't want to do superhero movies.

Yeah, there was no nudity. There wasn't an N in the rating boxes, just the lying voice over guy lying.

That roadside trucking business is pretty cutthroat. And yet you feel bad for Odenkirk's sheriff—way over his head and trying to lead by demoting a good cop like ripping off a bandage. If the episodes are going to be a Malvo case of the week, I can live with that, though I rather just get the main story. Definitely…

Not really knowing Brannon Braga's work but having been a fan as kid of Voyager, and knowing he did a bunch of other shows, I was thinking recently why he's been labelled a hack. Certainly his executive producing on the great Cosmos would get him out of that territory. Then I saw this. Boy. I can't believe the same…

That's just, like your opinion, man. I agree that his EW work wasn't good. But it had a conversational casual style that's indicative of a good quality he has—he does regional conversation pretty well. His characters talk like real people; he loves how people talk—the private, interesting language they use.

He just doesn't know what to do. He'd do anything to be with her. But first he has to arrest that punk Soy Bomb.

Ha! Rookie mistake! I'm the lamest lamo that every lamed. It's a wonder I can put my pants on, so lame am I. To further make you shake your head in disbelief: I liked the 90s singles of Amy Grant. Amy Grant! Look upon my lameness and despair!

Most adorable Twilight Zone episode ever.

Having just seen a rerun of the Colbert Report, I'd want Jane Goodall and Stephen.

Shoplifting is illegal, and is a gateway crime to more serious infractions such as murder and liking the music of Richard Marx. Please do not go down this road—your life is far too valuable to spend day after day in prison, oceans apart from your friends and family. They most likely will be right here waiting for you…

What man-in-the-moon-man said, as well as a lot of "I slept with your wife" scenarios.

And all is right with the world. At the infinity of time when all the starstuff has disintegrated in our bodies, as well as the actual stars, that joke will still be making the rounds among the snarky asteroids.

That's good. BB was the first time I wished to be a TV director when I grew up—and I'm an adult with a good job. Maybe I can go to directing night school…..Michelle MacLaren being one of the teachers. First day I walk in and without a word exchanged between us she looks at me and cries, "You got it!" I go, "Directing?…

Why do you want to break my heart?! Can't two crazy kids/Soviet spies just be happy in this topsy turvy world? You, Sir, are a Grinch!

He's walking, through streets that are dead. Walking, with Nina in his head. His feet are so tired, his brain's wired. And the clouds are weeping.

Dude, where have you been? Thinking of King as a shlock writer is so 25 years ago. Maybe 20. He's gotten a significant critical reappraisal from the literary world and critical community. Published in the New Yorker, won awards, including the National Book Award for Contribution to American Letters, joining past…