I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

I can see it now, on the Craigslist of 2045.

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!

Power is the energy it took to read a loquacious explanation, over time.

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.

One profile for each of the parasitic organisms you're now hosting?

You don’t even need to have good credit; just lots of hair gel and jeans with iron crosses on the back pockets.

Thank God! After Gmail, Voice is my most used Google product. I’d be lost without it, even in it’s present form, so these additional features are very welcome. I can’t wait for it to roll out.

Eh, I just wear SmartWool or Darn Tough wool socks, and as someone who hikes a lot, I’ve never had blisters wearing those brands.