Devin, Devin, Devin.  This is one more reason why the good people of Fresno wish you were from Alabama.

It appears that you have never met Eric.  You are better off.

Come on.  It was Stevie Miller in his knickers (which nearly got him barred from the event).

Self-respecting member of the Cabinet?  HIS Cabinet?  Surely thou jesteth!

Some children merely get older and older without ever growing up.  How’d we end up with this one?

Unsupervised children with oversized toys tend to be an annoyance.  Some achieve maturity, but in that part of Kackalakee such is the exception.

diagonal cutting pliers, for the uninitiated

Supercuts?  Fancy!

With all due respect, Donald’s shitweaselness, or lack of same, was not a factor in his inability to succeed in the casino business. For what it’s worth, Donald is a shitweasel of the first water, in my humble opinion.

A good souffle cannot be rushed. Mueller is a master chef who has already served up many delectable appetizers. Perhaps you could join a tiddly-wink league in order to pass the time and blow off some of that stress? Trey Gowdy? A Malfoy gone bad, methinks.

Jesus was a Christian?  Are you sure?

Paula’s his “spiritual” adviser?  Figures.

Will there ever be a day when the House Freedom Caucus actually espouses freedom?  Methinks they all protesteth too much.

The issue is our NATO allies under spending? Au contraire, the US is over spending. Massively. Also, were our NATO allies to all boost their defense spending the net savings to the US taxpayer would remain zero, nada, nuttin’!  Bloviation is not an asset.

A rousing “Huzzah!”?

I’m sure your daddy is proud, Sarah. The huckster tradition is being perpetrated . . . er, perpetuated.

One more of those “fans of Jesus” that Gandhi found to not be impressive.  Giving us Irish a bad name (well, at least worse). 

Both of them - or just the one?

Sure he’s a white nationalist - and a dead-eyed bigot of the first water.

lack of scruples?