Oh for fuck's sake. Sheep and children are not the same thing.

Well, to play a character with all of the traits of a retarded person including the "funny ones" like the gurning, etc. and then say "Oh the character isn't actually retarded, just different (whatever that means)" is a bit of a cop out in my opinion. Gervais has always liked taking the mickey out of down syndrome…

I actually don't!

Seriously? Derek is absolutely terrible. Not only is the main character a caricature of a retarded person, but it's completely saccharine and over dramatic. It completely misses the emotional subtlety that made the Office + Extras great, probably because Merchant isn't there to even him out.

What does that mean though? It's not cheating if I would go to the massage parlor with my grandpa for us to get wanked off or it's cheating unless I would actually let pay grandpa wank me off after a massage?

Not if you did it 10 times a day to paying clients.

It's cheating if I wouldn't let my grandfather wank me off?

Yes, you are right, this is for people without cats at home.

Bingo. Having to wait in line and then fight with all those crowds completely negates the purpose of a cat cafe. It's supposed to be therapeutic and relaxing.

I don't know about that. It's completely non-intimate, and might as well be a jack off robot. If ladies had some sort of equally detached equivalent, I don't think I would term that cheating.