How does somebody's bad theory prevent you from enjoying the show? When I know it isn't relevant I simply disregard it.

I guess it might be. WTF is it?

That's a very open-ended question! How would I possibly find out who wouldn't have done that? Is there a database somewhere which explains the choices everybody would make in such hypothetical scenarios?

Pardon me - but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Cool beans, mon.

Close - You're thinking of Howard the Duck.

I could write a bit about what I perceive the motivations of those characters to be, but I doubt if it would be anything you might not have already surmised.

I suppose my frustration is that hardly anybody explains their criteria of quality. So it feels like this more says something vague about their own personal needs than it does the media in question.

Which god did Arnold select to be his avatar?

I don't think there is any difference. Religion may be a metaphor, but so are gods and matter itself. They are different categories of metaphors, for whatever difference that makes..

Everybody's wonderin' what and where they they all came from

I read that! The early drafts of the screenplay had some interesting ideas and details.

It's just like if all the other shows on television were just focusing on the sentience of humans. How long is that going to be "clever"?

How does it not make sense now? I approach it as I do real life. I enjoy it unfolding a little at a time, without expecting some contrivance to conveniently spoon feed me The Authoritative Perspective. I see it as being no more mysterious than everyday life.

Who can say? I am not aware of any statistics which indicate how many people think similarly, nor who they may be.

You're tearing me apart, Baal!

Large Marge sent me!

Why would you assume that your guesses could be "wrong"? It seems to be simply a case of the viewer's speculation making up their own story. Otherwise, one can trust those who make the series to tell theirs. What I don't understand is the motivation behind guessing in the first place.

I remember when Mr. Ford was on Frisky Dingo! We need a few of the other characters to visit WestWorld for some crossover action.

Profanity is a religious concept, I don't think it really applies to secular media.