Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

'The lyin, that bitch and her wardrobe: Roemer now points fingers at Mr. Tumnus"

This happened to me. (Having to change a diaper in a bathroom without a changing table).

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

showing precisely how much of a fuck they do not care for.

I got hung up on the girdle situation as well. Not that she had sewn money into it ( since what else are they good for) but that she was wearing one. Although I guess spanx are the new girdle. Okay I just worked through it. Thank you. And you're welcome.

This prison is way down south.

Their attorney's name is "Vagnini"? Wonder what his nickname was in school

Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

Nope. Sorry, they were terrible.

My name is not "Gawker." It's Rebecca Rose. (You're not even on Gawker. This is Jezebel.) You can call me Rebecca, "Burt" (my nickname )or Ms. Rose, if you're nasty. I believe those videos play sporadically at different times for different people but I do not know since I am not part of that aspect of our blog that…