I honestly had a pretty hard time until I got the [!] block badge. Maybe I just suck at these games, but it feels like there’s a delay between pressing a button and something actually happening that I had a hard time getting used to.

It is always a weird thing that people frame as a complaint. All the 2d marios from the past 20 years (or more) have been like this. They have difficult stuff there for people who want it, but you can skip it if you want it to be easy. Or if you’re, you know, a small child. My nephew is super in to Mario games, but…

Sounds about right. The main game was easy except the bonus worlds. As someone who games 24/7, these levels were a challenge. SURE, the guys who train hardcore in the kaizo stuff will have no problem but “normal” gamers are going to find a real challenge with the bonus world.

What is Pickle Rick going to do? Falsely imprison the players so they can’t leave the game?

I really hate how pervy DOA is. Mechanically it’s one of my favorite fighters but there’s a 0% chance that if anybody sees you playing it they won’t immediately think you’re some hentai-fiend weirdo. I remember back before DOA5 they said some things about toning down the sex appeal and I felt so hopeful. And then they…

What’s funny is he makes fun of you specifically in the special. If you watched the entire special (sounds like you didn’t) and came away with, “Dave is transphobic”, then I don’t know what you were watching. I laughed, I cried, I empathized with multiple parties. This was stand-up at its highest level and i pity you…

Maybe it’s just the pronunciation of the g in the word long? “So lon-geh Bowserrr!”
Kinda like “It’s-aah me!”

“So long, eh Bowser.”?

Never heard of it. Where can I learn more?

Jesus man. You didn’t have to pull out the receipts like that.

YOU CAN TOGGLE LOCK-ON!?!?!?!?!?!??

I don’t know where you guys get “fake” vibes from a guy who can whip out the story of how Miyamoto created Zelda and was jumping ahead of Reggie calling out features of both the hardware and the game. None of that seemed scripted to me.

Fuck. It's already July.

Dont wanna offend and cat birds out there

Well he also said he and him...

When Fahey goes, it’s all over.

Oh, sweetie.

Probably need to recheck all the art in the background. lol

teaching me to play XCOM instead

That’s interesting. I knew SoM was the 2nd in a triolgy of SNES games (and the only one that made its way across the Pacific) but I didn’t know it was suppose to be a CDROM game.