I call them the “lesser Baldwins”

Love it. Thoughts.

Agreed. I also can’t believe that robots 30 years ago would be nearly exactly the same as we see them “now” - we see how glitchy and basic the character that Ford has drinks with in storage is. Wouldn’t we notice a marked difference in build and quality between the two timelines?

Nah, unless we’re messing with timelines, I think they DO use evenings to meet with the hosts, charge them, reprogram them, etc. Earlier we see Dolores waking up in the middle of the night and walking outside to find the gun. She’s being programmed or requested to do these things. I think Bernard has her scheduled…

I don’t know...they’ve talked a lot about how awkward and different the robots were at first, with the hands being the tell and everything. And it’s hard to know what year we’re actually in, but William and Logan have pretty modern-sounding language.

Will just say that the first and only time I have ever sharted was on the second day of a brand new fancy job. Where I was the boss.

Burn sage and tell the ghost to go away if it shows! Be firm about your ghost boundaries.

Yup. I have sleep paralysis but have been fortunate to not have the bad dreams (only a few times when I was younger). But I would be half-awake and COMPLETELY unable to move. It’s terrifying and I always would be afraid that I would stop breathing or something like that. Over time, I’ve been able to mentally will…

Husband and I visited New York this May and I felt like I had finally found my people. WALK FAST EVERYBODY. Or get outta my way.

Yes! It’s my tradition to read this in broad daylight at work and still freak myself out mightily. I still remember the one from a few years ago about the ghastly figure appearing on the highway after an accident.

Yes this is my favorite theory!

Waukeen? Is this a spanish name gone wrong?

I’m not super interested in the “who is secretly an android?” theory. The main story is about the androids achieving consciousness...if this has already been done (or believably so) in a secret staff member then what’s the point?

I think Arnold is at the center of the maze. He didn’t die in an accident - he made it look like he’s dead and he’s been carrying on his work in some hidden corner of the park all along. Not sure if Man in Black knows this or not but who else could incorporate him illegally into the game except a creator gone rogue?

My husband and I put two blankets on the bed and it creates marriage harmony. We each get our own blanket to kick off or cocoon in as we please.

This is why I can never sing recent pop songs at karaoke.

WHY NOT ME

Glen Powell is amazing. Everyone should go watch Everybody Wants Some immediately.

Bobby two things...don’t apologize for the movie being schmaltzy, and don’t worry about spoiling an 11-year-old movie.

I love all the speculation. I guarantee you she DOES NOT CARE. Jennifer Aniston just got done fucking Justin Theroux’s huge cock, lit up a joint with a $100 bill and will maybe take a dip in one of her pools later while not checking any of her nonexistent social media accounts. It was 10 years ago everyone!