It is the ultimate worst and he deserved everything he got, including angry Oprah.

I never watched this movie but I think about the trailer ALL THE TIME.

A while back I decided to read through all the “fake” memoirs I could find. There are a LOT of them. By and large, they were a collection of some of the worst books I have ever read. Exceedingly poor writing, unbelievable, pretentious, saccharine...AWFUL awful stuff. It was really obvious that everyone published them…

Bobby can I get ungreyed? thanks!

Agreed...I had read some rave reviews about it and generally liked it (and everyone in it) but it’s not quite all there yet? And maybe this was purposeful but I didn’t quite get the main motivation - is she obsessed with him because he’s awful? Like, he’s negging her and she likes it? (boo) Or is all the…

Maybe they should start putting out lures on the tour!

If we are overstocked then why is a decent gouda or brie still like $10 at my grocery store? Grrr.

Also who are any of the actors in this movie and why do I care about them. Serious proliferation of generic white dude face. (also I thought Pacey was Pontius Pilate but it’s actually Euron Greyjoy).

Ugh I would love more Eevees! I have only caught about 3 of them. Besides Rattatat and Pidgeys I have a ton of Growlithes, Paras, and Mankeys around. Boring.

Wait, so he kicked you out even though you had separate bedrooms? What gives??

Yeah what is the deal there? Either they are into each other but she doesn’t want to marry him, he doesn’t want to marry her, or a lifetime of bad timing.

Yeah he is straight-up cheating on her, no doubt.

I still, to this day, do not understand the vocal fry thing. To me it is just “how a huge number of people talk.” Why are we isolating it, making it a “women suck at speaking” thing and talking about changing it? It’s here, it’s not going away, it’s just a form of speech...deal with it.

Do you remember Squeeze-its...but with JELLO? Plastic bottles of slurping, disgusting jello goo for you to suck up like some prehistoric bottom-feeder. Even as a kid I was like, “maybe we’ve gone too far.” Apparently the world agrees because I can’t find anything about them online.

Ugh, something I noticed with Tarzan is this media blitz that comes out about something dramatic happening while filming a sex scene. For Tarzan there was this whole blowup about Robbie slapping Skarsgard in the middle of filming. I remember when Halle Berry was in Die Another Day there was a similar story about…

That kid definitely is immortal.

It’s Ivanka Trump. Hence her speech yesterday! I’m going with this.

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.