Use something lemon-based. There are dishwasher cleaning agents you can buy on amazon and similar. But I’ve heard that lemon kool-aid works...

I started a new job and printed this out and put it in my desk drawer, to look at when I need confidence.

Yeah the answer here is definitely leave your fiance. If you’re already not devoted to her enough to tell other (late) prospects to fuck off, then you’re never going to get there. And we all know that a few years into this marriage something else is going to come along, or the temptation of his friend will be too…

I have always enjoyed (read: hated) how David Benioff, when given the chance to recast the blond, long-haired Daario who dropped out, chose to go with a tv version of himself. No ego here or anything, just casting myself as the acclaimed warrior/sex god...

I can’t tell you how often I wish I had rehydrated pizza. Then we will truly be in the future.

Students at the University of Arizona recently released a list of demands for the administration and President Ann Weaver-Hart. Of course, most of the coverage if you search is about free condoms and spoiled millennials. http://www.wildcat.arizona.edu/article/2016/0…

Yeah I would absolutely go see a movie called Orc Cops.

Jesus you guys are all downers. This looks GREAT. It is going to be fun and amazing.

Tucson.

Woah.

Just chiming in to say I am going to watch the shit out of this movie.

I love crazy internet drama! This can join Prudie’s Twincest letter and the mother-in-law who was poisoning the writer and the HUSBAND KNEW.

Hahaha. I love my dog as my own blood, he is pretty fine behavior-wise but I always worry about him around really young children. You know, babies and toddlers who pull on ears and faces and such. In my head I’m always thinking “my yet-unborn-child better NOT fuck with my Toby.”

Remember how the ending of Mighty Max was EVERYONE DYING HORRIBLY, and then somehow they traveled through time to start the whole show over again at the beginning? Traumatizing. And I LOVED IT.

Crazy helicopter parents?

My mom watched all the cartoons with us in the mornings before school and hanging out on the weekends - Nicktoons, Spiderman, Batman, Mighty Max, Gargoyles, X-men, you name it. But Pete and Pete was her favorite. My mom is pretty cool.

When will designers learn that we don’t want to wear bag-shaped dresses? You can do fitted and shaped clothing for plus size and I think it’s much better than wearing a shapeless hefty bag dress...

There are some actors that I have just a visceral, unexplainable hatred for. Greg Grunberg is one of them. Just...why? Who is this asshole and why does he get to be in everything? (Abrams, I know) He’s not a good actor, all the roles I’ve seen him in are boring or pointless. Fuck Greg Grunberg.