Can someone get me two coffee mugs

...you’re alone there.

Just had a thought that I would totally wear a “Cunts for Hillary” shirt.

I got fired once and it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. For a number of reasons, but a big one was that I realized how much of my pride and personal identity I was putting into my job. Once I didn’t have that, I felt like I lost everything. Which was dumb. I still take a lot of pride in my work…

Ok but where the fuck is Jessie Bannon? And don’t tell me she wasn’t in the originals, the world needs more Jessie.

Yes, dear god. I made a commitment to attempt to ignore the race until at least after the primaries. Saving my donation until the very end so I don’t get on a mailing list. I lean towards Hillary but would vote for Bernie if he’s the nom, the other day I postedsomething pro-Hillary on my facebook page and got called…

Solution to e-mail-all chains: the highest ranking person on the list sends an all caps, bolded e-mail letting everyone know that the next person to send a reply is FIRED. Follow through.

Me too. I stopped warching when Children of Men was completely overlooked. I pay attention to it obline but it usually just makes me angry.

Yes but: answering machines? Voice mail? I see plenty of offices that just lock doors between 12-1 for everyone to go.

Ready!

I came for the eviceration and I was not disappointed.

Ugh, you guys, there’s maybe nothing I regret more than being sexually prudish in my youth!

Yessss amazing

I thought at first that this was really cool jewelry

Wonderful! My future husband and I had our first makeouts to Pan’s Labyrinth. Kind of a downer. I distinctly remember becoming aware of the bottle-face-stabbing scene and having to work really, really hard to focus on makeouts.

Damn Mr. Prez. My Chipotle has the sneeze guard AND an extra layer on top so it’s impossible really to reach over. Probably for just this reason.

Ha! I have a huge dvd collection and rewatch constantly. My fave movies I can watch 4, 5 times a year. And often buy them used at local stores. And where can you rent nowadays? Itunes doesn’t have everything and can be $6 or only digital purchase options, and Redbox only has recent stuff. We have one rental store near…

This is where we all break to read Boys From Brazil.