Quit being tedious and insulting, you look like a dick. Avatar was a terrible script. It was as structurally "tight" as a DND mission, moving from plot point to plot point to mini boss fight to final boss fight to half-assed emotional conclusion. About as moving as the cutscenes from Metal Gear.

The point is: it's STUPID. And it's lazy. And for him to now claim that there's going to be some sort of complex flashback structure to encompass her return is hard to believe when he took the time to DOWNLOAD HER INTO A TREE. The former device is complex and difficult and doesn't mesh with the clumsiness of the…

Cameron is lucky that Titanic landed on the side of emotional, because it walked many times far, FAR over the line of schlocky sentimentality. I think Titanic was also largely held up by the crowd buzz around it.

The enduring question of The Handmaid's Tale isn't whether it's science fiction (it is), but whether it is modern literature's work of blackest humor.

Have you ever heard of nonlinear storytelling? A lot happens on that planet before she shows up, and before Jake shows up to join her. She's there for fifteen years ahead of time. I don't know, but I wouldn't jump to conclusions. And I've already said way too much about Avatar 2 and 3 here and there, but people piece…

How about this syllogism for ya.

So I can eventually eat a chocolate bar that contains all the chemicals necessary to combat all the dangers of eating a chocolate bar.

"Socially advanced" isn't the same thing as "Atheist".

I will never understand the desire to rehabilitate perfectly good, Savage villains into boring old "anti-heroes". Sabertooth is basically Wolverine2 now, and Bane is basically... I don't know... some overly strong idiot who whines about his daughter. Batman Wolverine, I guess. Batverine. Deathstroke is now Deadpool…

I mean disappear like it has information on the Russian government.

So Man-Bat vs. Batman should be a better fight?

I liked the half-dead aspect of their science. Like how their communications systems were strange, gimpy, possibly zombie people with cyborg faces. I always thought they were just dead people communicating with each other through the creepy dead realm.

Well, if the game "Civilizations" has taught me anything, it's that you spend the first thousand years focused on establishing aqueducts, currency, farming, medicine and education, you then run into another Civilization who immediately declares war on you with no provocation, and then you spend the rest of eternity…

No, that's not where the link was headed before.

Is there some reason that none of these links work?

Haha. I like that "Official XBox Magazine" gave it 100.

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay wasn't as influential as academically-inclined people want it to be. I don't know why it's being cited as a cultural milestone. It really wasn't. It wasn't even particularly about comic books in subject matter so much as it was about people, with comics used as sort of a…

College is more important than any girlfriend you will meet in college. PERIOD.

Well, fair enough. Everyone I know just says "arena shooter" anyways.

Nothing says "finger on the pulse" like not knowing what acronym the world is calling the thing your company makes.