They’re bad guys! It’s what they do!

Fuck Zerorez. I gave them a 1-star review on Yelp because they ruined my carpets.

My house here in Sacramento will be a lot closer to the beach soon. Haha, I love it!

Mark Sullivan is my homeboy. Too bad we couldn’t have gotten HIM to write this article!

Just hold all the debates at 2 P.M. on a Friday. Problem solved!

NDSU afraid to face media scrutiny. Sad!

Even SI’s baseball recaps are easier to read now. Check out this story about the Cardinals beating the Mets: http://www.si.com/mlb/game/15992…

No love for the moss-covered three-handled family credenza? For shame!

I’ll have my popcorn (and popcorn gifs) ready!

Conjoined twinsies!

We both shared true stories! Twinsies!

True story: The Cardinals beat the Mets, 3-2, on Tuesday: http://m.mlb.com/gameday/cardin…