here’s hoping he chooses the wrong grail, and gets turned into a stop motion skeleton.

Maybe the unrealistic expectations for how relationships work as portrayed in rom-com after horrible rom-com (“You are so aggravating/trashed my life/slept with my best friend...let’s fuck!) creates rapists out of film critics forced to watch that crap for a living.

Can they not find ANY film critics who are non-rapey?

Players: “We are protesting racial disparity, racial injustice, and systemic oppression.”

Here’s what her boss thinks is the best sport in ‘Murica. I can’t imagine why...

does sarah think they are kneeling on the flag?

Well, Lara Croft hasn’t exactly been portrayed as bulky. She’s an archeologist/spelunker which means she’s not bozing up at the gym, but rather probably just toned AF. Also, in the game, Lara can do things that are not humanly possible for a woman of her size. Hell she could probably outlast most fit men if she were…

You can achieve great strength without hypertrophy.

Do you know how hard it is to build visible, bulky muscle mass? Years. Literal years. She’s got shoulder striations at the 9 second mark. You don’t get that from 3 lb, pink dumbbells.  

I’m not saying Cumberbatch used steroids, but it is a possibility in Hollywood.

For some reason, I’m hysterical with your Benedict Cumberbatch line. It defies logic: his weird, pasty face and blown up muscles. 

I’ve long believed that Hollywood actors take superhero/videogame movies just so that a studio will pay them to get JACKED AS HELL