Hey Soul Sister would like to have a word.

I remember Crazy Town was everywhere in the summer of 2001, and then in the fall Al Qaeda was everywhere.

Thoughts from an internet rando:

If you read about his personal life, this dude had horseshoes in both pockets.

Middle aged is not young. For tatted up rock star 49 is probably old age.

Sadly, the only shocking part of hearing he was found dead in his home is that Shifty Shellshock was a homeowner.

Oh please, people talk shit about their own kids all the time. Some people act like if you do, you’ve published a depiction of the prophet Mohammad or something.

Child, I am old enough to have made many mistakes, wronged people I cared about, and being given second chances with debatable amounts of deservedness. There’s a big difference between genuine penance and having almost zero consequences for your actions, let alone being officially rewarded for it. Fuck you.

Surely there are more deserving people. Without getting into it too much, I spent the last year consumed by fear and stress. I went to court and the judge ruled that my landlord was allowed to evict me. I appealed, lost again, but because I made enough money working 70 hour weeks with little food or sleep, losing 85…

I describe libertarians as “Republicans who realize homophobia isn’t cool anymore.”

“Republican, but I want to smoke pot." 

That quote was stupid enough that I almost missed this gem following along in its wake: “Baldwin should have known that armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was “inexperienced and incompetent” and therefore should have double-checked her work.”

Could we ever, for once, have a character who *isn’t* a special forces veteran? Maybe someone who worked in the motor pool or was a stock controller in a military food warehouse? Does everyone who retires from the US military now get counselling about how they will immediately be thrown into conflict through no fault…

Thank you. I was looking to see if someone referenced this. It would seem to be the logical name for the sequel.

Man Snooki is the reference point. Should have seen thst earlier.

In my defense, I wasn’t alive in the 80’s. He was definitely a name I recognized, but before he ran for office, he just didn’t enter my orbit other than as “pop culture personality.” I know he’s not a very smart person, but his apparently genuine confusion and not being universally beloved when he opened up wide about…

There’s nothing wrong with a little celebrity crush. I have them.

who I always thought was quite attractive — not that it matters, of course

But I mean who wouldn’t immediately fall for a guy who looks like this?

God, I’m so fucking tired of relentlessly exhausting orange fuckball.