If that’s what you’re seeing when you tune in, you’ve wandered onto a gay porn channel.  

If you watch a compilation of Mike Tyson’s knockout wins -- and I have -- you’ll see that he fought a surprising amount of white guys with moustaches. Glass Joe in “Punch-Out!” is what I’m saying here. 

Beautifully done. 

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I was gonna say. I thought guys called “Jax” only existed in video games!

I’ve watched more than enough porn to agree with you.

Dude has a therapist and realizes that things are complex and difficult and make him feel weird and hurt. Neither Trump nor Kanye are on that tip. But if that’s being “insufferable” to you, well, I’m glad that we don’t know each other in real life.

I can already hear John Lovitz getting ready to tee off on this one.

I hope that Pete Best gets a short film or a DVD extra or something like that. 

Aw, these days it’s better to be hated than to have somebody say, “I’ve never heard of that guy.”

“If you’ve got a turtle and don’t flip it over, c’mon baby, tell me why!”

Janis may have inspired more bad singers than anybody out there. The other candidates, in my opinion, are Robert Plant — not every dude has soprano range, and not everyone knowns a guitarist as inventive as Jimmy Page — and Eddie Vedder (throaty nineties yowling, but not in a fun Mark Arm kind of way).

I was gonna say. I know a lot of people love that song, and I did too when I was about fourteen. At this point I think it’s a decent-enough Dylan ripoff and think that Simon was lucky to have Garfunkel along. 

Oh, man, Lenny. First he wins the parent lottery by being the son of two entertainment industry insiders. And then he wins the genetic lottery by coming out astonishingly handsome. And then he goes out and falls all over his face anyway.

Ugly Kid Joe’s “Cat’s Cradle” is a semi-compentely rocking version of an unnecessarily saccharine folk song that was performed with zero verve, so while I can’t say it’s any good, I can’t say it’s worse than the original.

Well, I haven’t heard him sing, but I’ve heard him aaaarrrrrgghhruuurrrgghhaaaah [ you can put the riff here]!

I’d like to salute whichever poster it was that called Disturbed “fake metal for cops” the last time we played this game.

Thank you for your note. I also thought he was falling into some “America bad and Russia/Iran is the opposition!” thinking, but this guy’s so manic I don’t know what to make of him, really.

You must have poor reading comprehension to miss the fact that I called Bush’s actions in office “indefensible.”

Quite frankly, I was annoyed that the Dixie Chicks — if I remember this correctly — made those comments at a concert overseas. Forget that! If you’re going to go that route, you do whole Sid Vicious and tell a bunch of half-drunk Oklahomans how shit really is. That’d be ballsy. Or ovar-y. Complaining about George W. to…