The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

Now you’re just being ridiculous! AV Club doesn’t have writers!

Floridas Man*

Or a few of the AV Club posters (looking at you Recognitions)

3) Don’t go to their concerts.

Yeah. Those dragons have established themselves to be about as reliable as MCU helicarriers.

Joe Morgan is a dumb-dumb when it comes to sabermetrics but he was OK in the booth: Good-natured, extremely knowledgable about the mechanics of the game (especially hitting), and has a nice voice to listen to.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

It’s like a weird self-defeating perk Bob Stupak would have offered at one of his casinos in the late 80s.

A horse is a horse in court in court

Or maybe we’re just ready to be done with this whole Skywalker saga and everything connected to it.

I absolutely loved Cashman Field in Vegas...we’d stay Downtown at the Nugget and I’d just walk there. No frills, cheap as hell, not a bad seat. I’ll miss going to games when I visit Vegas. I’m not taking a $40 ride out to South Point...or wherever the hell they’re putting that new stadium.

And it’s $50 if you want to park in the special enclosed garages where fans can turn on the car and asphyxiate themselves after suffering through a Mets game.

AVC can’t go a full week without demonstrating their extremely loose grasp of pop culture.  

Remember November? November was fun. I was psyching myself up for match-ups with Toronto thinking there was an actual chance at winning a series.

The disallowed goal ( also by Reinhart, who’s been having a nice run lately ) did technically get by Schneider as well.

And that was the only one of my shitty goddamn son of a bitch Sabres' motherfucking 46 shots to find its way past Schneider. Excuse me while I go chug a pint of Prestone.

It is known.

Hot Taek Alert:
We need to accept that sports is entertainment, subject to human error, and not a completely fair endeavor. This obsession with establishing, like, robot referees who will ensure 100% ultimate consistent application of rules and a universally fair playing field is just annoying. Accept that life and…

Kids back in the 1940s could barely manage to sit in the theater for 60 minutes of cartoons...they had other stuff to do like playing stickball or labor racketeering.