Lazily Psuedo-Hip Takes, ranked:

Did he jam her?

It’s nice Father Guido Sarducci finally got to meet a president.

Um, actually, it’s “pedants.”

You can always settle for Vincent Price trying to out-ham Claude Raines. And he can’t do it. Vincent Price is fucking unable to OUT-HAM someone. It’s astonishing, really.

“reminding us just how limited the selection is (not to mention how few new yuletide jams there are)“

Mr. Hankey’s exiled. Ned’s dead. Now Satan’s dead.

Yeah, but this completely fair and correct thing has to be willfully misinterpreted every fucking week, because otherwise, how will the exact type of people being mocked assuage their egos?

Don’t forget the pease and carrots.

It was 860K GBP.

“These fans need to find a new bit” says Deadspin writer.

Can’t tell if Vegas or Miami.

It’s an interesting chicken-and-the-egg, and you may be right. But HBO also committed to boxing at a time the IBF and WBO plunged the sport into Alphabet Soup irrelevancy. The free-TV counterfactual assume that the networks would have continued to air, and hype, boxing at a time when the public lost the plot and we…

IT’S FOBODY’S NAULT!

Gaffigan did the same kind of light-touch, gentle, CBS-sanctioned mocking of horse racing before the Kentucky Derby. The racing world was up in arms, flinging self-serious op-eds and tweets as far as the eye can see. Same exact tone, same exact sniffy claims about it not being funny. Blah, blah. And I love horse…

Oh man. I can’t wait to watch all the circa 1995-96 episodes just to find A-holes Through History.

Horror movies where the heroes are ready and waiting for the big bad are not as good as horror movies where the heroes are caught with their pants down, figuratively, and in the teen-victim slasher movie sense, literally. Everyone wants to read the couple-sneaking-off-to-fuck-but-get-murdered bit as some kinda ‘80s…

Every WYTS entry is a bunch of fans insisting THEIR team has the drunkest, fattest, most racist fanbase.

Obviously, Axl and Wes Arkeen wrote Yesterday.

This is the first one of these I’ve read, it’s great, and it’s ending? My timing is impeccable.