Also the compatition was for a home bedroom product. While many kids do have game consoles in their bedrooms, it’s not even a function of a home bedroom. I want to see what those smart curtains are all about and am wondering if one of the other participants came up with a bed that makes itself or closet that sorts…

My first thought was — must be a real idiot running the contest program.

That makes it more surprising for me. Every time I saw him with Chris Hayes he would get backed into a corner almost immediately and give terrible answers. At least with someone like Michael Steele you can have an interesting conversation. Rick Tyler always stuck to the script and fell apart under pressure.

A friend of mine pointed out that the TRUS part of Cruz’s campaign logo also stands for “Trans Rectal Ultrasound Scan” which is appropriate considering how big an asshole he is.

Oh god. My mom sews. I grew up in the 1980s. You don’t want to know how many of these sofa-fabric vests she made me. I had one with teddy bears kinda like this:

The last time I wore a vest, it was the 1980s and, regrettably, my vest looked like this:

Booze would be a lot more interesting.

Those and button down shirts. Just not made for me.

That was my thought, too. It is more fun to think of it as a flask, though.

I wish I could. My body type forcibly rejects waistcoats/vest. Buttons flying off, taking out eyes and all that.

Everything was going swimmingly until this: “Perhaps that’s why Jean Marsh sticks to an old fashioned dress. But other women don’t have the same respect”?????

I desperately want the suits Pima was wearing at the end of Mad Men, and mostly because of the vest + tie combo. Swoon. I have a trial coming up, and THAT’s the shit I want to wear to court, baby.

I’ve been trying to wear more waistcoats and vests, but they’re hard to find. I’ve just made myself a body-form out of duct tape and will start making myself some vests and waistcoats and such.

tease.

I'm wanton some right now!

Oh my, the bedrooms have full beds instead of two twin beds!