This is an outrage. Once school fires back up, two nerdy teenagers who claim that they had their first kiss over the summer actually won’t be lying.

The highlight:

“Only the best heat lamps and the best terrarium, with a big plastic rock between me and the Mexican lizard.”

Keep eating 51 bananas a day, and eventually the one you’re eating is going to have to push an earlier one out, just to make room.

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum

There was a girl when I was in college who would seriously have a PILE of ONE kind of vegetable or fruit for lunch/dinner, and that was IT.
And she was emaciated.
I feel for folks with eating disorders, I really do. I get so much enjoyment out of cooking and eating, I’d hate to be in a spiral like this.
Often times,…

Surprisingly it's the opposite. Especially if you don't drink enough water. High fiber+ low water intake = bad times.

In developed countries like the US, veganism is somewhat of an affectation.

But that’s why you need to eat them. I had a pig nearly bite off a knee cap. My intake of pork significantly rose after that incident.

Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

If this diet doesn’t include a substantial amount of purging, I’ll eat my hat*.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

Still more believable than 5 women sleeping with Ted.