DeJesus is just alright with me.

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE MASHED POTATO!!!!

Lol okay, sorry you are being so put upon by people enjoying themselves and dancing along to a song they like. I genuinely cannot getting fathom getting all pissy and judgmental over someone else doing something as innocuous as breaking out into a little dance in the grocery store, let alone in their own car.

This “floor” “routine” was very disrespectful to our law enforcement officers who risk their lives every day trying to ensure we’re shot in the safest way possible. God Bless Making America Great Again.

“It used to be that fad dancing was reserved to weddings and school dances...”

I love when I see people who participate in really intense sports look like they are having a great time. (For reference—this is because my years of figure skating and watching miserable girls beat themselves up on the ice while their moms yelled at them and never ever look like they really enjoyed what they were…

Soooo that’s a no on.... the Charleston, the Twist, the Electric Slide, the Lindy Hop, the Macarena, the Robot, the Shimmy, the Jitterbug, etc...

Don’t worry, the Olympics are coming this summer. Plenty of nondescript and rhythm-less “dancing” between tumbling passes to satisfy you.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

Its a snarky reference to the way people have been talking about the quarter back of the Panthers, who’s black, and does end zone dances (just like a zillion white quarter backs) but because he’s dabbing (and is black) instead of doing, I don’t know, the mashed potato or something, people are making it into a respect…

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

She clearly isn’t a good leader

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

I’m concerned that her laser focus means she is a one-best-friend kind of woman and that means she can’t be OUR best friend.

YES. Two will enter, one will leave. May I suggest, as walkout songs: For Joe, Tay-Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble.” For Rubio, “These Boots Were Made For Walking.”

Imagine actually enjoying Morning Joe