This whole article is a big bag of NOPE.

Sounds to me like he might have mental health issues. Hopefully he and his apartment get some help.

My mom told me you could tell who had lost their virginity because their butts would suddenly get bigger.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

If I was 15-years-old and Madonna’s son, I’d be able to resent her all by myself.

He probably gave him a piece of cheese, since she is super anti-dairy.

For God’s sake, Madonna, what’s he doing, letting the kid watch television and see his friends on his school break? Maybe have a cookie once in a while?

Jesus shouldn’t be used as a get out of jail card. Part of forgiveness is doing penance and understanding how much your actions wounded another.

So, he’s a lying liar that lies.

In my head this plays out like a Bollywood movie but with hula dancing.

Am I wrong to think a Hawaiian clan fight sounds ten kinds of awesome?

Ban teens.

I thought (and choose to believe) that Bobby did this magic ALL BY HIMSELF.

it called AK!ting

HAPPY HOLIDAAAAZE!!!!