Everyone in this situation is a retard.

I thought this was from the Oscar Pistorius trial until I saw the guy's shins.

The only version that matters.

Traffic sucks, so listen to a song where every other line says "Turn around..." ?

Not every skater feels compelled to perform to Les Miserables. - Ned Braden

Well, the Seahawks certainly aren't doing much to dispel the suspicion that they as a franchise are rampant Adderall users.