My first husband, considering he wouldn’t have known the truth had it bitten him on the behind, really should be having sex to Lyin’ Eyes.

I’d find the Affleck story more interesting if he were sleeping with a manny. We’ve seen the divorced or divorcing, aged movie star date the nanny way too many times for this to be interesting anymore.

This is why I laugh when people say they want to have a baby to make their relationship stronger. Ha. Kids are great. I love mine. But those f*ckers can screw up a relationship at Mach speed. If your relationship isn't totally on sound ground & you're not 100% committed to keeping it intact, kids will wreck it like…

We went wave running. Ran out of gas. He was a keeper but we never went wave running again.

I used to own several. That lady is why I don’t anymore.

I used to own a Dairy Queen. I think crazy Sundae/Milkshake Lady used to drop by my store, too.

It’s amazing how differently my husband and I parent. While our straight friends assume that one of us is the “mother” and the other is the “father”, I find we’re a nice compliment to each other and neither of us falls into any predefined parenting gender box. He makes and packs their school lunch and I make dinner.…

He’s not grown up. He’s 14. Glad to see, though, that people are happy to critique a teenager because, you know, the teen years are so easy as it is.

I’m not surprised by the black burger as the Japanese are used to food being this color. I’m also not surprised by the red burger since the Japanese associate bright colors with Western food packaging since they perceive Westerners as loud and garish. Given the red burger is being sold by BK, a western company, the…

In the late 80s I tutored college athletes at an SEC university with a nationally ranked athletic program. To say these guys were placed inside an insulated and isolated bubble would be an understatement. This made some of the naive to the world and others of them truly believe that “rules” and “social norms” did not…

Speaking of books about boys....

Stupid people acting stupid. No surprise.

As a college student in a human anatomy class more than 25 years ago, I thought it was kinda sad that the gay guy (me) who’d never (and still hasn’t) seen the female genitalia, except in picture form, got the second highest grade out of 75 students on our test which involved labeling parts of the female genitalia and…

I find everyone on an airplane to be annoying. But, I’m a mature grown-up so I recognize this is my problem -not theirs- and just let it go. I happily sit next to anyone. Better to let things roll off your back than be constantly bothered. But, this is America so we do have a lot of people who enjoy being unhappy…

Well this is one of those stories that makes my fear of leaving my home seem quite valid. The world is a very scary place inhabited by a lot of sickos.

This is not a medical school. It’s a tech program. Very, very different. Medical school students see actual patients.

This is not a medical school. It’s awarding Associate degrees. I taught at a tech school. Nothing about this story surprises me.

Here’s what Huckabee said about lgbt families.

If I were the towing company, I’d just be glad she wasn’t the dude from Weird Tales. I’d also remember the sympathy that character received.

My sister was walking into her OB/GYN's office for a pregnancy test when her husband and his mistress came walking out of the same OB/GYN's office. And that's how my sister learned that her husband was having an affair.