When I first created a Facebook account, I was inundated with "friend" requests from high school classmates and old work acquaintances. Foolishly, I accepted them. And, quite often, these people fell into one of three categories: people who wanted to unburden themselves of the guilt they felt for bullying or teasing…

Another rule: If you have violated rule #1, try to make sure you work for a white dude.

Just don't take your selfies while flying an airplane. Cuz crashing and stuff.

The series of misfortunes that befell this man are stunning. His third child nearly died in 1960 when his baby carriage was hit by a taxi. His eldest daughter, as discussed in this article, died in 1962. In 1965 his wife had cerebral aneurysms while pregnant with their fifth child. He basically nursed her back to…

If this had existed for men when I was younger I might not have been forced to kill my fake girlfriend.

Putting aside the horror of this specific case for a moment, I find it tragic that this mother wasn't at home because she needed to return to work 19 days after giving birth. 19 days. No mother should have to do that.

Probably the guy who kidnapped Tammy Wynette.

Delivering pizzas is often a crappy job. While I was visiting family over the Christmas holidays, one of the big, local news stories was about the Domino's pizza driver being robbed and killed over $20 and a couple of pizzas. People who screw pizza delivery drivers over a tip deserve a special place in hell.

Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia. I wanna look tan. What should my caption be? I want it to be clever. How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE"? I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes. Do you think I should take it down? Let me take another selfie.

Good to see that Wilson from the movie Cast Away has found work as a droid in this new Star Wars movie.

One of my kids said he was thankful to have two dads. You know, in case one of us dies, he has a spare.

I'm loading my plate with Spam musubi and Red Velvet cake. Everything else is just noise.

I can only guess that my son thought using my phone would somehow be cheaper. This is a kid who, when he comes to visit, will pack his suitcase with dirty clothes so he can do laundry at my house rather than the laundromat.

My adult children need to read this article.

It's always the relatives that I don't really care to see who have flights that never get cancelled.

In the video labeled Lucid Dreams V2, I notice that while the women are completely or mostly undressed, they are wearing high heels.

Two-dad family here. One of my sons wrote that he was thankful to have two dads because, you know, if one of us died he'd have a spare.

A telltale sign of a true narcissist is the inability to tolerate challenges to their cognitive distortions (e.g. challenging their perceived grandiosity or their views on damn near anything). The narcissist will act out in some way when their cognitive distortions are challenged.

I'm a gay man with two kids and was quite happy for a woman to handle the whole pregnancy & birthing portion of my parenting journey.

As a parent of a son who is now nearly 26 years old, I thought nothing could be more awkward than walking in on your teenage son masturbating. But, then he got married a few years ago and asked me to look after their house while they were on their honeymoon. Unfortunately he neglected to mention that they were coming…