Maz had nothing of value to do, period.

They should offer a you-free airline.

She was obvs takin a dump.

Abortion is for sluts and getting rid of retards.

That’s an obviously faulty poll. There’s no reason for it to have jumped 8% in a year.

Monks invented beer and champagne, stupid.

This post is the confirmation of what everyone with a brain (and a pair) feared: that not only would feminism ruin Stars Wars, but that feminists would wallow in and savor the stink they created!

Assuming the new blood donation mandate is drawn upon the idea that people are encouraged to get tested for HIV annually, shouldn’t everyone, regardless of sexual orientation, be held to this standard?

That’s the thing. Finn shouldn’t be wielding a light-saber with any competence, either.

“Meanwhile, is Rey unrealistically competent? She’s good at fixing machines, having spent her entire life as a scavenger taking apart the crashes spaceships on Jakku. She’s a good pilot, and maybe figures out how to fly an unfamiliar spaceship rather quickly”

Fucking Grade-A retarded.

When I at da club, it be all hot dudes chasing fat girls, its the kall of the wild, mayn.

Wow! He looks just like Amy Schumer, sans makeup.

Good for them. Seeing as that they had literally zero to do with the S&M obsessed pot head crazy person who allegedly shot up the place.

“Twin Peaks but scarier, more vulgar, and more explicit thanks to the god-given invention that is cable tee vee, baby!”

Hah hah!

Will there be a double-plus good sized line as well for us fatasses?

Good.

Love you too.