She was obvs takin a dump.

Abortion is for sluts and getting rid of retards.

That’s an obviously faulty poll. There’s no reason for it to have jumped 8% in a year.

Monks invented beer and champagne, stupid.

Assuming the new blood donation mandate is drawn upon the idea that people are encouraged to get tested for HIV annually, shouldn’t everyone, regardless of sexual orientation, be held to this standard?

When I at da club, it be all hot dudes chasing fat girls, its the kall of the wild, mayn.

Wow! He looks just like Amy Schumer, sans makeup.

Good for them. Seeing as that they had literally zero to do with the S&M obsessed pot head crazy person who allegedly shot up the place.

“Twin Peaks but scarier, more vulgar, and more explicit thanks to the god-given invention that is cable tee vee, baby!”

Hah hah!

Will there be a double-plus good sized line as well for us fatasses?

Good.

Love you too.

60%? One more example of how women are defective.

You miscarry every 28 days? Margaret Sanger would suggest you sterilize thyself.

Now go treat yourself to a Lane Bryant shopping spree!

Having lady problems?

RU ragging it now?

Add “logic” to things femisists are bad at.