And Tim Couch. And Brady Quinn. And..Brandon Weeden???

I love that Baker Mayfield ended up getting drafted by the Kansas of the NFL.

Eh, I didn’t like any of the QBs this year, but they needed to pick one.

In some alternate universe, a guy like Mayfield gets drafted later by the Saints and gets to sit behind Brees for a couple years before taking over a system that’s good for him. Instead, we continue this practice of shitty teams just destroying the careers and lives of rookie QBs. What’s that quote about insanity and…

Buttfumble The Sequel: This time it’s...um, just as personal as it was last time.

Close your eyes, baby

I can’t wait to see Todd Bowles’ questionable tattoo.

C’mon, what’s the worst that can happen by the Jets picking a USC QB?

I mean, someone has to.

Someone has to do it:

Yea. With Barkley’s speed and hands, the G-Men are going to have a huge advantage recovering Eli Manning’s fumbles.

Taking a Penn State running back second overall will definitely work out great for the Giants.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cleveland Browns - who learned nothing from their daliance with Johnny Manziel

The Browns have a sort of anti-Midas touch. Everything they touch turns to shit.

It was simple. You draft the best available talent. You pick Barkley at one, and the best QB available at 4, but they decided to go all Browns laughing gif on it.

It was simple. You draft the best available talent. You pick Barkley at one, and the best QB available at 4, but they decided to go all Browns laughing gif on it.

Let’s not act like the Jets won’t completely ruin Darnold either.

As a Cleveland sports fan, I think I’ll take up watching the Blue Jackets next winter. I don’t even have Browns merchandise left to toss in a fire cathartically. This team is just dead to me, football is dead to me, and my only hope is that LeBron stays so next winter isn’t a long gaze into the sporting abyss.

The Browns.