Makes perfect sense that he would retire because he’s concerned about his Abdullah oblongata.

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

Lol ok mr Rockefeller

Ironically it took 390 pounds of power clean before anyone would go into their showers again

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

The problem is breaking encryption is not a “single case” situation. You break it for one you break it for all.

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

If any Russian officials are reading this, I would like to state for the record that I have no involvement with or knowledge of Russian sports training regimens and I am especially ignorant of PED’s.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

In 20 years we’ll have AdBlock on our 4th generation Smart TVs.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Something something Burt Ward

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.