“I apologize if anyone was offended” is the most non-apology to ever apology. It’s like kicking someone in the nuts and being like “I’m sorry if that hurt you.”

I was sitting here thinking ‘Zoe Kazan is too young to play a divorced mother’ but then looked it up and, oh, she’s 33.

Oh I just love the royal children. They are so cute.

Since my best friend moved up in tax brackets with her current job, she was flirting with the whole fiscal conservative/social liberal thing. All of us basically told her to stop being an asshole and she snapped out of it.

I came here to say just that. She is a fucking ignorant dipshit whose wealth makes all the difference in the world. I can’t get into this. After the second season of watching Caitlyn, she is no fucking ally.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

That isn’t the way the electoral college works.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.