Hey George.

Bronco, Supra, Z Car, mid-engine corvette. The 4 cars of the apocalypse. We are 100% going to all perish in a nuclear war before those cars hit lots.

You sure this wasn’t Florida?

I bought a manual Golf R about a year and a half ago. I drove it through DC Metro traffic up until last month when I moved away. A lot of people thought I was crazy for buying a manual in that area, they’re all whiny piss-babies.

There’s a difference between going for the best track speeds and actually having fun daily driving.

I’m all for horsing around on a frozen lake bed with 500 HP but hopefully that doesn’t crossover to acting like an ass on the road.

Average? No. But if I have learned anything from real people not actors, its that the average person is dumb.

Yea. That dimming dome light really made the car.

You’re Not from Around Here, Are You?

Just because you found them doesn’t mean they are free. Fuck your dad and have to pay 4 mil.

Next Black Mirror episode.

The OG Dodge Viper ignited my love of cars. We were in a Dodge dealer in 1995, my parents were buying my older brother a Neon and I noticed this oval bulbous thing in the middle of the showroom. I looked at it and wondered why there were speakers on the hood (I was young.) The lines, the power, the sheer will of the…

Knocked out by fermenting molasses?

Must be Fancy Kristen’s new party boat.

Well heck, now I know what to do when I win the Powerball

The Ferrari in The Car.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

No, I expect you to die.