Ah man, so that vague patent photo about some manner of car that I’d never be able to afford anyways and could only ever hope to appreciate on screen has been turned into a vague video game photo about some manner of digital car that I’ll never have enough CR to afford and will only be able to appreciate it on another …

A four door liftback isn’t entirely comparable to a two door, you know.

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

A joint is just weed.

A blunt is a hollowed out cigar. What is pictured is just a joint.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

spottin’ dimes and eatin’ onions

The fallacy of false equivalence. The social externalities of a non-running car on your property aren’t anywhere remotely close to those of uranium mining, methmaking, or murder.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

I think they call it an “extended hot hatch” because “straight-up, hardcore automotive fucking pornography” wouldn’t fit in the press bumph.

Chevelle

And this is the trick to owning German cars, follow the maintenance schedule and they will be reliable.

I got one.

Santa Claus ain’t real. I still love him.

I believe skaycog will need to accept a codriver on this one. Enjoy this little bonus.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

JUST CALL 911 WHEN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.